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CORNY JOKES FOR KIDS

There's nothing like a good laugh to start the day off right! Read below for a list of holiday fun fruit and vegetable inspired jokes.

Q: How do you make an artichoke?

A: You strangle it!

 

Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?

A: Quit stalking me!

 

Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?

A: History because it's full of dates!

 

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

 

Q: What vegetables are sailors enemies?

A: Leeks!

 

Knock knock! Who's there?

Lettuce! Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you'll find out!

 

Q: What's small and red and has a rough voice?

A: A hoarse radish!

 

Q: What's a vampires favourite fruit?

A: A neck-tarine!

 

Q: What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A: A coconut on vacation!

 

Q: Why did the the banana go to the doctor?

A: Because it wasn't peeling well!

 

Q: What key do you use to open a banana?

A: A monkey!

 

Q:When is an apple a grouch?

A: When it is a crab apple!

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Bean

Bean who?

Bean a while since I saw you!

 

Q: What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?

A: Ketchup!

 

Q: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

A: Because they are such fungis.

 

Q: What is a plumbers favourite vegetable?

A: A leek!

 

Q: Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

A: Too many ears!

 

Although we think we're funny here at Cool Kidz' Mealz, we certainly aren't comedians. So we've had to borrow some of these jokes from other people:

http://secretseedsociety.com/2011/04/27/top-100-veggie-jokes-of-all-times/

http://www.k12.wa.us/ChildNutrition/programs/FFVP/Resources.aspx.

 

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